[00:04.71]Well, that big dumb blonde
[00:09.77]With her wheel in the gorge
[00:10.34]And Turtle, that friend of theirs
[00:11.60]With his checks all forged
[00:12.77]And his cheeks in a chunk
[00:14.86]With his cheese in the cash
[00:16.98]They’re all gonna be there
[00:18.89]At that million dollar bash
[00:21.29]Ooh, baby, ooh-ee
[00:25.18]Ooh, baby, ooh-ee
[00:28.78]It’s that million dollar bash
[00:33.45]
[00:33.98]Ev’rybody from right now
[00:35.32]To over there and back
[00:37.15]The louder they come
[00:38.82]The harder they crack
[00:41.19]Come now, sweet cream
[00:43.21]Don’t forget to flash
[00:45.00]We’re all gonna meet
[00:47.61]At that million dollar bash
[00:49.50]Ooh, baby, ooh-ee
[00:53.16]Ooh, baby, ooh-ee
[00:57.07]It’s that million dollar bash
[01:01.08]
[01:05.08]Well, I took my counselor
[01:07.12]Out to the barn
[01:07.91]Silly Nelly was there
[01:09.26]She told him a yarn
[01:11.06]Then along came Jones
[01:13.21]Emptied the trash
[01:15.42]Ev’rybody went down
[01:17.21]To that million dollar bash
[01:20.65]Ooh, baby, ooh-ee
[01:23.22]Ooh, baby, ooh-ee
[01:27.24]It’s that million dollar bash
[01:30.74]
[01:32.09]Well, I’m hittin’ it too hard
[01:35.11]My stones won’t take
[01:36.21]I get up in the mornin’
[01:37.49]But it’s too early to wake
[01:39.57]First it’s hello, goodbye
[01:42.67]Then push and then crash
[01:43.58]But we’re all gonna make it
[01:45.28]At that million dollar bash
[01:47.44]Ooh, baby, ooh-ee
[01:55.54]Ooh, baby, ooh-ee
[01:56.33]It’s that million dollar bash
[01:59.19]
[01:59.83]Well, I looked at my watch
[02:02.75]I looked at my wrist
[02:03.66]Punched myself in the face
[02:05.33]With my fist
[02:07.45]I took my potatoes
[02:09.49]Down to be mashed
[02:11.28]Then I made it over
[02:13.26]To that million dollar bash
[02:15.70]Ooh, baby, ooh-ee
[02:19.35]Ooh, baby, ooh-ee
[02:23.03]It’s that million dollar bash