[00:18.55]He swallered a frog
[00:21.67]And hollered yum-yum
[00:24.29]
[00:25.03]He slid down the hillside
[00:28.15]And darted his tongue
[00:30.59]
[00:31.21]He entered the garden
[00:34.64]On this bright moonlight night
[00:36.70]Then he stopped in his tracks,
[00:40.95]It was love at first sight
[00:45.50](he said) My skin is black,
[00:48.87]And your skin is green
[00:52.43]You dwell in a garden,
[00:55.79]I live by a stream
[00:58.36]Although I'm short and stocky
[01:02.47]And you're long and lean
[01:06.10]I've got a crush on you
[01:10.03]Then he squeezed her tighter
[01:11.66]And tighter and tighter
[01:15.83]I've got a crush on you
[01:20.08]
[01:22.14]He said I'm a king snake,
[01:25.27]And you'll be my queen
[01:27.95]
[01:28.51]With a butler and serpents,
[01:30.88]
[01:31.82]And your own private stream
[01:34.37]
[01:35.06]If you refuse me
[01:38.55]It would be such a shame
[01:41.55]'Cause I'm so tired of doing
[01:45.48]My own fang
[01:47.53]Then he squeezed her tighter
[01:49.18]
[01:49.81]To excite her and delight her
[01:53.17]Oh I've got a crush on you
[01:57.22]
[01:58.85](and I'll be back tomorrow)
[02:02.91]Next day when he got there,
[02:06.03]A two-legged man
[02:09.40]Was holding sweet green thing
[02:12.58]In his big human hand
[02:15.58]A long jet of water shot out of her nose
[02:22.25]Ol' king snake had fallen in love with a hose
[02:31.62]
[02:33.05](he said) My skin is black,
[02:36.92]And your skin is green
[02:40.10]You dwell in a garden,
[02:42.35]
[02:43.10]I live by a stream
[02:45.84]Although you're made of plastic
[02:49.65]I think you're fantastic
[02:53.33]And I've got a crush on you.
[02:57.32]
[02:58.20]But I don't think it's gonna work out