[00:00.000] 作词 : Batson Mathers Lawrence Pa
[00:00.025] 作曲 : Batson Mathers Lawrence Pa
[00:00.50]My Mom Lyrics
[00:01.75]Yeah!
[00:01.97]Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah...
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[00:07.06]Okay! Alright!
[00:08.50]Yo, Yo.
[00:10.18]Yo! Yo!
[00:14.81]Alright, money comes first.
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[00:18.20]Here we go now!
[00:21.08]My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs.
[00:25.88]That's why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her.
[00:31.08]Because my mom loved Valium and lots a' drugs.
[00:36.49]That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom.
[00:42.39]"My mom, my mom" --I know you're probably
[00:44.18]tired of hearing the "my mom" oh-oh whoa-oh,
[00:46.37]but this is just a story of when I was just a shorty
[00:49.93]and how I became hooked on Va-al-iu-um.
[00:52.11]Valium was in everything: food that I ate,
[00:55.55]the water that I drank, ******* peas in my plate.
[00:58.35]She sprinkled just enough of it just to season my steak
[01:01.06]so everyday I had at least three stomach aches.
[01:03.48]Now tell me what kind of mother would want to see her
[01:06.54]son be grow up to be an under-a-******'-chiever?
[01:08.18]My teacher didn't think I was gonna' be nothing, either:
[01:11.87]"What the **** you stickin' gum up under the ******' seat for?"
[01:14.64]"Mrs. Mathers, your son has been huffing ether.
[01:17.22]Either that or the ************'s been puffin reefer."
[01:19.85]But all of this huffin' and puffin' wasn't what it was, either.
[01:22.85]It was neither. I was buzzin', but it wasn't what she thought.
[01:25.61]Pee in a tea cup? *****, you ain't my keeper. I'm sleepin';
[01:28.39]What the **** you keep on ******' with me for?
[01:30.50]Slut, you need to leave me the **** alone; I ain't playin'.
[01:32.56]Go find you a white crayon and color a ******' zebra.
[01:35.91]My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs.
[01:40.61]That's why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her.
[01:45.82]Because my mom loved Valium and lots a' drugs.
[01:50.88]That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom.
[01:56.27]Wait a minute! This ain't dinner, this is paint thinner!
[01:59.54]"You ate it yesterday; I ain't hear no complaints, did I?"
[02:02.70]"Now here's a plate full of pain killers.
[02:04.66]Now just wait 'til I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes.
[02:07.36]You little ************, don't you sit there and make
[02:09.86]that retarded ******' face without even tastin' it!"
[02:12.56]"You'd better lick the ******', plate; you ain't wastin' it.
[02:15.55]Put your face in it before I throw you in the basement again!
[02:18.51]And I ain't givin' in. You're gonna' just sit there and want to ******' play spin again
[02:22.33]until next Thanksgiving, and if you still ain't finished it,
[02:25.06]I'll use the same **** again, and when I make spinach dip, it'll be placed in the ****!
[02:29.20]You little ****, wanna' sit there and play innocent?
[02:31.26]A rat fell and hit me in K-Mart, and they witnessed it!
[02:34.28]Child support? Your father, he ain't sent the ****!
[02:37.34]So what if he did? It's none of your dang business, kid!"
[02:40.16]My mom, there's no one else quite like my mom.
[02:43.33]I know I should let bygones be bygones,
[02:45.37]but she's the reason why I am high on what I'm high on.
[02:50.14]'Cuz my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs.
[02:54.27]That's why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her.
[02:59.72]Because my mom loved Valium and lots a' drugs.
[03:05.54]That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom.
[03:11.70]My mom loved Valium. Now, what I am is a party animal.
[03:15.51]I am what I am, but I'm strong to the finish wit' me Valium spinach.
[03:19.25]But my bars only last about two minutes!
[03:22.31]But I don't want to swallow it without chewin' it.
[03:25.27]I can't even write a rhyme without you in it, my Valium, my Val-i-um. Oh!
[03:32.99]Man, I never thought that I could ever be a drug addict.
[03:35.81]--"nah, **** that, I can't have it happen to me!" but that's actually
[03:39.18]what has ended up happenin' in a tragedy ******' passin' it up back to me.
[03:43.83]And it's probably where I got acquainted with the taste, ain't it?
[03:46.99]Pharmaceuticals are the bomb, Mom! Beautiful!
[03:49.02]She killed the ******' **** with the medicine she done fed it.
[03:51.69]Feed it a ******' aspirin and say that it has a headache.
[03:54.43]"Here, wanna' snack? You hungry, you ******' brat?
[03:56.87]Look at that! It's a Xanax! Take it and take a nap! Eat it!"
[04:00.12]But I don't need it!
[04:01.09]"Well **** it, then break it up!
[04:02.45]Take a little piece and beat it before you wake Nathan up!"
[04:05.10]Alright, Ma, you win! I don't feel like arguin'!
[04:07.87]I'll do it --pop and gobble it, start wobblin',
[04:10.24]stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, trip, then I fall in bed
[04:13.28]with bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger bobble head!
[04:15.49]My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs.
[04:20.03]That's why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her.
[04:25.46]Because my mom loved Valium and lots a' drugs.
[04:30.89]That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom.
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[04:35.65]My mom, I'm just like her!
[04:37.79]My mom, my mom, my mom （x3）
[04:46.58]My mom, my mama
[04:49.68]in an Eric Cartman voice:] My mama, I ain't takin' this no more.
[04:53.66]Heh, sorry mom! I sill love you, though! kiss sound]
[05:01.62]Dr. Dre 2010!
[05:03.25]in a mocking tone:] Man this **** is hella' hard, homie! Man, take us on outta' here...
[05:08.70]Oh!