[00:00.166]Hey girl
[00:01.625]You know,our economy's in the toilet
[00:02.987]But I'm still gonna treat you right
[00:05.167]I said you can have whatever you like
[00:07.675]I said you can have whatever you like
[00:11.321]Yeah
[00:12.567]Tater tots,Cold Duck on ice
[00:15.426]And we can clip coupons all night
[00:17.494]And baby you can have whatever you like
[00:20.577]I said you can have whatever you like
[00:22.537]Yeah
[00:25.507]Take you out for dinner anywhere that you please
[00:28.331]Like Burger King or Mickey D's
[00:30.608]And baby you can have whatever you like
[00:33.291]I said you can even have the large fries
[00:36.635]Yeah
[00:37.912]Baby,you should know I am really quite a sweet guy
[00:41.908]When I buy you bathroom tissue,I always get the 2-ply
[00:45.52]Want it,you can get it,my dear
[00:47.656]I got my Costco membership card right here,yeah
[00:51.53]You like Top Ramen?Need Top Ramen?
[00:53.859]Got a cupboard full of 'em,I'll keep 'em comin'
[00:57.79]You want it,I got it,go get it,just heat it
[01:00.739]Dump the flavor packet on it and eat it
[01:03.623]Pork and beans and Minute Rice
[01:06.198]And we can play cribbage all night
[01:08.703]And baby you can have whatever you like
[01:11.705]I said you can have whatever you like
[01:14.965]Yeah
[01:15.971]I can take you to the Laundromat downtown
[01:18.340]And watch all the clothes go 'round and 'round
[01:21.773]Or baby we can go wherever you like
[01:23.327]I said we can go wherever you like
[01:27.702]Yeah
[01:29.66]Hottest shorty I know,if you had some lipo
[01:33.183]You could be second runner-up Miss Ohio
[01:35.663]Seven dollar bills rolled up inside my plastic billfold
[01:39.554]Buy you a bagel even if it isn't day-old
[01:42.883]And you never ever gotta wear your sister's old clothes
[01:45.496]Long as I'm still assistant manager at Kinko's
[01:48.310]Cut your hair with scissors and a soup bowl
[01:51.358]You ain't gotta pay me,that's the way that I roll
[01:54.912]My chick can have what she want
[01:57.743]At Wal-Mart she can pick out anything she want
[02:00.402]I know girl,you ain't never had a man like that
[02:03.457]Who doesn't make you buy generic brand like that,yeah
[02:06.499]You like my Hyundai?See my Hyundai?
[02:10.875]I can take you to see your cousin Phil next Sunday
[02:13.777]But that's kinda far and I'm not made of cash
[02:17.424]Do you think you could chip in for gas?
[02:20.318]Mac and cheese would be all right
[02:23.369]But let's send out for pizza tonight
[02:25.93]And you can order any toppings you like
[02:28.613]I said you can even have the last slice
[02:31.466]Yeah
[02:32.943]Ran myself a cable from my neighbor next do'
[02:35.512]Now I can get free HBO
[02:37.832]And baby you can watch whatever you like
[02:40.733]I said you can watch whatever you like
[02:44.298]Yeah
[02:45.473]And you can always ride the city bus
[02:48.449]Got a stack of tokens just for us
[02:51.431]Yo,my wallet's fat and full of ones
[02:54.430]Yeah,it's all about the Washingtons,that's right
[02:58.748]You want White Castle?Need White Castle?
[03:01.588]Long as you got me it won't be no hassle
[03:05.246]You want it,well get it,just don't be a hater
[03:07.932]If I grab a bunch of napkins for later
[03:11.44]Thrift store jeans,on sale half price
[03:13.210]The underwear at Goodwill is nice
[03:16.473]And baby you can have whatever you like
[03:18.491]I said you can have whatever you like
[03:22.446]Yeah
[03:23.756]Baby I can give you anything you please
[03:25.903]Even share my government cheese
[03:29.143]And baby you can have as much as you like
[03:32.98]I said you can go have as much as you like
[03:35.229]Yeah