[00:20.000]Got out of bed wasn't feeling too good
[00:23.000]With my wallet and my passport
[00:25.000]A new pair of shoes
[00:27.000]The sun is shining so I head for the park
[00:29.000]With a bottle of Tequila
[00:31.000]And a new pack of cigarettes
[00:33.000]I got a cousin and she got a friend
[00:36.000]Who thought that her aunt knew a man who could help
[00:40.000]At his apartment I knocked on the door
[00:43.000]He wouldn't come out until he got paid
[00:48.000]Now don't tell anybody what I wanna do
[00:53.000]If they find out
[00:55.000]You know that they'll never let me through
[01:00.000]Cos it's no fun being an illegal alien
[01:06.000]No it's no fun being an illegal alien
[01:13.000]Down at the office had to fill out the forms
[01:16.000]A pink one, a red one, the colours you choose
[01:20.000]Up to the counter to see what they think
[01:22.000]They said
[01:23.000]'It doesn't count man, it ain't written in ink'
[01:28.000]I don't trust anybody
[01:30.000]Least not around here
[01:33.000]Cos it's not fun being an illegal alien
[01:39.000]I tell ya it's not fun being an illegal alien
[01:45.000]No no no no no it's not fun being an illegal alien
[01:52.000](I mean it when I tell ya that)
[01:54.000]It's no fun being an illegal alien
[02:02.000]An illegal alien, O.K.
[02:34.000]Consideration for your fellow man
[02:39.000]Would not hurt anybody
[02:43.000]It sure fits in with my plan
[02:47.000]Over the border
[02:49.000]There lies the promised land
[02:52.000]Where everything comes easy
[02:56.000]You just hold out your hand
[03:13.000]Keep your suspicions
[03:16.000]I've seen that look before
[03:19.000]But I ain't done nothing wrong now
[03:23.000]Is that such a surprise
[03:26.000]But I've got a sister
[03:29.000]Who'd be willing to oblige
[03:32.000]She will do anything now
[03:36.000]To help me get to the outside
[03:54.000]So don't tell anybody what I wanna do
[04:00.000]If they find out
[04:02.000]You know that they'll never let me through
[04:05.000]Because it's no fun being an illegal alien
[04:12.000]I tell ya it's no fun being an illegal alien
[04:18.000](And it's getting me down)
[04:19.000]It's no fun being an illegal alien
[04:25.000]No no no no no It's no fun being an illegal alien
[04:33.000]It's no fun being an illegal alien...