[00:01.04]breakfast
[00:10.53]Hold the milk, put back the sugar
[00:12.97]They are powerless to console
[00:14.91]We＇ve gathered here to sprinkle ashes
[00:17.41]from our late friend＇s cereal bowl.
[00:19.66]Breakfast Clubbers, say the motto
[00:22.10]that he taught us to repeat:
[00:24.17]＂You will lose it in your gym class
[00:26.85]if you wait ＇til noon to eat.＂
[00:29.16]Back when the Chess Club said our eggs were soft
[00:32.66]every Monday he＇d say grace and hold our juice aloft
[00:37.85]Oh, none of us knew his checkout time would come so soon
[00:42.35]But before his brain stopped waving, he composed this tune:
[00:46.36]WHEN THE TOAST IS BURNED
[00:49.47]AND ALL THE MILK HAS TURNED
[00:51.92]AND CAPTAIN CRUNCH IS WAVING FAREWELL
[00:55.98]WHEN THE BIG ONE FINDS YOU
[00:58.73]MAY THIS SONG REMIND YOU
[01:01.35]THAT THEY DON＇T SERVE BREAKFAST IN HELL
[01:17.10]Breakfast clubbers, drop the hankies.
[01:18.48]Though to some our friend was odd,
[01:21.10]that day he bought those pine pajamas
[01:23.86]his check was good with God.
[01:25.92]Those here without the Lord,
[01:27.42]how do you cope?
[01:29.79]For this morning we don＇t mourn
[01:32.16]like those who have no hope
[01:34.72]Oh, rise up, Fruit Loop lovers -
[01:36.85]sing out sweet & low
[01:39.28]With spoons held high
[01:40.66]we bid our brother, ＂Cheerio!＂
[01:44.16]WHEN THE TOAST IS BURNED
[01:46.04]AND ALL THE MILK HAS TURNED
[01:48.04]AND CAPTAIN CRUNCH IS WAVING FAREWELL
[01:52.85]WHEN THE BIG ONE FINDS YOU
[01:55.73]MAY THIS SONG REMIND YOU
[01:58.42]THAT THEY DON＇T SERVE BREAKFAST IN HELL
[02:41.16]WHEN THE TOAST IS BURNED
[02:43.09]AND ALL THE MILK HAS TURNED
[02:45.48]AND CAPTAIN CRUNCH IS WAVING FAREWELL
[02:50.79]WHEN THE BIG ONE FINDS YOU
[02:52.60]MAY THIS SONG REMIND YOU
[02:55.10]THAT THEY DON＇T SERVE BREAKFAST IN HELL
[03:00.17]WHEN THE TOAST IS BURNED
[03:02.03]AND ALL THE MILK HAS TURNED
[03:04.48]AND CAPTAIN CRUNCH IS WAVING FAREWELL
[03:09.73]WHEN THE BIG ONE FINDS YOU
[03:11.54]MAY THIS SONG REMIND YOU
[03:14.10]THAT THEY DON＇T SERVE BREAKFAST IN HELL
[03:18.23]WHEN THE TOAST IS BURNED
[03:20.85]AND ALL THE MILK HAS TURNED
[03:23.35]AND CAPTAIN CRUNCH IS WAVING FAREWELL
[03:28.60]WHEN THE BIG ONE FINDS YOU
[03:30.79]MAY THIS SONG REMIND YOU
[03:32.48]THAT THEY DON＇T SERVE BREAKFAST IN HELL