[00:01.02]What's up y'all? This is Conner4Real
[00:02.96]You know I've been all around the world, right?
[00:05.42]But tonight I'm on my dumb *****t
[00:07.19]I'm landed in Paris at a quarter to noon
[00:11.25]So excited to see her, I went straight to the Louvre
[00:14.79]I heard she's exquisite, so I bought my ticket
[00:18.65]Pushed my way to the front of the crowd
[00:20.15]And I couldn't believe what I saw
[00:21.59]Mona Lisa, you're an overrated piece of *****t
[00:28.95]With your terrible style and your dead shark eyes
[00:32.10]And a smirk like you're hiding a ****
[00:35.55]What the **** is this garbage?
[00:37.68]Mona Lisa, the original basic *****
[00:43.27]Traveled thousands of miles to see your beautiful smile
[00:47.19]Talk about a bait and switch, you ugly
[00:51.79]I'm landed in Cairo to see the pyramids
[00:54.93]But what did I find there? A dirty pile of bricks
[00:58.59]There was trash all over and a very foul odor
[01:02.13]The smell was that of a camel's ass
[01:03.54]But even that wasn't as bad as
[01:06.46]Mona Lisa, you're worse than the pyramids
[01:12.43]Can someone explain why the whole wide world
[01:16.31]Is obsessed with a Garbage Pail Kid
[01:18.96]Looks like a Garbage Pail Kid
[01:20.55]And DaVinci must have sucked an art historian's ****
[01:26.82]To get this girl who looked like uncooked bread
[01:30.83]At the top of the all-time list of paintings
[01:35.08]Mona Lisa, I got to know
[01:43.92]Where the **** are your eyebrows, I really wanna know
[01:49.13]You could land a helicopter on that big potato forehead
[01:53.29]Get this chick some Rogaine
[01:54.83]You a bloated corpse, girl
[01:56.89]I'm an American man, this is my native land
[02:04.68]Where no one lies about paintings
[02:08.43]But that's not the case in France
[02:12.24]Where the naked ladies dance and they look like Dennis Franz
[02:19.38]You're so mangy, Mona
[02:21.99]Hair part wider than a country road
[02:25.68]Unless you count cats, she died alone-a
[02:29.06]The Mona Lisa sucks, la da da da da
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