[00:00.00](No I'm being serious)
[00:01.39]Yo
[00:03.25]It's the Wild Wild West
[00:05.30]You came to the right place, my man
[00:07.86]Get ready, here we go
[00:09.98](New ****)
[00:10.63]Welcome my friends, to The Old Saloon
[00:12.98]Everyone in town is hangin out
[00:15.43]If you got a drink, well you drink it down
[00:17.88]Then we'll all go have *** with whores
[00:20.00](Brand new)
[00:20.63]Buffalo Bill, I just rode into town
[00:22.55]On my horse? You betcha on my horse
[00:25.26]That's the thing in the Old West times
[00:27.74]Everybody enjoys a good horse ride
[00:30.24]If you cheat at cards you'll get thrown out
[00:32.70]Right out the saloon doors on your butt
[00:35.45]Come back in and buy a round of whiskey
[00:37.06]Guess what? All is forgiven!
[00:40.23](DJ Larry)
[00:40.61]Well I understand you're Calamity Jane
[00:42.55]And you're another guy that's probably an Injin
[00:45.06]Man this whiskey is warm and it smells like piss (DJ Larry)
[00:47.86]Oh no! My 'stache smells like piss!
[00:50.22]So that's your story, I'm stickin to it
[00:52.57]The Old Wild West is no place for a lady
[00:55.23]I'm the bartender but I'm also the Mayor
[00:57.72]So, just put that in your pipe and smoke it (DJ Lah...)
[01:00.29]Tiny Tim, man it's almost Christmas
[01:02.54]Sure is dusty here