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[00:11.78]Whiskey Man's my friend, he's with me nearly all the time
[00:18.48]He always joins me when I drink, and we get on just fine
[00:25.42]Nobody has ever seen him, I'm the only one
[00:32.17]Seemingly I must be mad, Insanity is fun
[00:39.01]If that's the way it's done
[00:42.58]Doctors say he just a figment of my twisted mind
[00:50.72]If they can't see my Whiskey Man they must be going blind
[01:03.13]Two men dressed in white collected me two days ago
[01:09.63]They said there's only room for one and Whiskey Man can't go
[01:17.23]Whiskey Man will waste away if he's left on his own
[01:23.68]I can't even ring him 'cause he isn't on the phone
[01:30.60]Hasn't got a home
[01:34.37]Life is very gloomy in my little padded cell
[01:43.35]It's a shame there wasn't room for Whiskey Man as well
[02:23.22]Whiskey Man's my friend, he's with me nearly all the time
[02:30.54]He always joins me when I drink, and we get on just fine
[02:37.52]We get on just fine
[02:41.69]Just fine