[00:02.936]I didn't sleep again last night
[00:06.313]And I'd like to discuss the matter
[00:09.501]The nerves to which I'm strung are tight
[00:12.682]And I'm as beat as a bowl of batter
[00:16.708]If old man Rip Van Winkle
[00:18.823]Thought his long sleep was a curse
[00:21.581]I know how the old man felt
[00:25.661]Because I've got his problem in reverse
[00:32.37]Ten thousand four hundred and thirty two sheep
[00:36.217]How long can I toss like this
[00:40.287]Ten thousand four hundred and thirty three sheep
[00:44.154]What did you put in that kiss
[00:47.975]I've tried all the remedies
[00:51.28]The well-known good advice
[00:53.411]Took a hot tub and an alcohol rub
[00:56.530]Did the alphabet backwards twice
[00:59.657]Ten thousand four hundred and thirty four sheep
[01:04.107]We'd better get married soon
[01:08.46]Ten thousand four hundred and thirty five sheep
[01:11.671]I'll never hold out till June
[01:16.482]How much do I love you
[01:18.545]Just in case you didn't know
[01:21.172]You get a mental kiss
[01:22.920]With every sheep I count
[01:25.987]And I still got a million sheep to go
[01:31.299](Did you ever try seeing see a doctor )
[01:33.985]A doctor
[01:35.237]I went to see a noted doctor
[01:37.673]Who's a famous analyst
[01:40.54]Then he led me to the couch
[01:42.235]And he gently took my wrist
[01:45.46]I paid him fifty dollars
[01:46.802](Well that sounds pretty cheap)
[01:48.363]Cheap I should have paid him nothing
[01:50.554]'Cause I still can't sleep
[01:55.759](Ten thousand four hundred)and thirty six sheep
[01:59.499](And one sheep that got away)
[02:02.380]He took another lamb
[02:03.938](Ten thousand four hundred)and thirty eight sheep
[02:07.767](Won't night ever turn to day )
[02:11.228]Oh what a fool I am
[02:16.477]How much do I love you
[02:20.428]Just in case you didn't know
[02:26.438]You get a mental kiss with every sheep I count
[02:29.626]Add them all together
[02:30.822]That's a large amount
[02:33.03]I've counted a trillion sheep
[02:35.03](How many )
[02:35.814]I've counted a billion sheep
[02:38.05](How many )
[02:38.941]Well at least a million sheep I know
[02:43.68](How the numbers grow)
[02:44.568]And I got about million more to go
[02:49.879]Ten thousand nine thousand eight thousand
[02:52.379]Seven thousand six thousand five thousand