Time for some comedy
Word
I been a little too serious on this album
'Bout time to do some comedy
Word up
Well here we go on with the show
Now pay attention because you might blow
Ever been in a spot you didn't wanna be
Around nonsense and negativity
Well it happened to be more than twice
Like three times
So listen as I shoot the dice
The other day I went to the castle
Party was jumpin bass was pumpin
Strolled through the crowd in my silk suit
In my bally boots the girls said I was cute
That n***a fresh
Looked over my shoulder on the left
I saw a sight that made me lose my breath
Sittin at the bar fresh out the hairdresser
She was lookin good I wanted to carress her
Come here baby
I said excuse me my name is Rob
Now don't think let me buy you a drink
So we can chit chat for a few
You know
Bacardi and coke and I'll have one too
Now back to you what's your name
I gotta know 'cause it's drivin me insane
My name is Cindy you think you could win me
Over a drink please it doesn't send me
Then she went into her Fendi
Put out a vial a stem and when she
Inhaled the smoke her eyes rolled back
Sittin there smokin lackalack
She buggin'
So I picked up my drink got out my chair
She started to pout
But I didn't care 'cause I was out
Knomsayin giz
Smokin them lackalacks and s**t
You know
She wanted me to get with her
Knowmsayin
I ain't with that
You know
On a Friday night I went to the white stone
Trains are a drag so I took a cab
Stepped out the OJ went inside the complex
I had a cold so I bought a pack of contrax
Looked in the corner there was a fat man
Tickets of Batman
So I bought one it didn't matter a bit
As long as I see the flick
I'm a see this movie
D**n it was dark in the theater
Lookin for a seat steppin on feet
Finally I got to an empty chair
Cigarettes and Buddha filled the air
I overheard a conversation behind me
Someone tellin his boy I'm gonna find me
A victim that I can stick
Glanced at the Kid seen a nine and a clip
And he had on a vest so I knew he wasn't frontin
And from his face he had to be thirty somethin'
Word he was schemin and plottin
Lookin for jewels so he could start poppin
Got up from my seat
Put my rope in my shirt 'cause I roll one deep
Him and his man got up from their seat
Snatched a chain and the kid complained
Then I heard the nine and a loud shot
No time to be nosy hops 'cause I was out
Knowmsayin
I ain't gettin shot for nobody
Word up
Ain't tryina be nosy in this world
One time I had a show in Virginia
I can't recall the town but here's what went down
I arrived at the club a little late
Promoter started yellin like Mr Slate
Yak yak yak he almost got slapped
Throwin bass at my face like a 808
I said don't worry this show'll go on
Just get the papers ready word is bond
The promoter said cool
Go ahead and perform and see me in my room
I said excuse me let me tell you somethin' yo
I want the dough or there won't be a show you know
I didn't mean to flip
But I gotta get paid in order to rip
Up the mic just like Freddie Krueger
Shootin lyrics like I'm a German luger
The promoter returned and he said
I'm short on cash but instead
Let me write you out a check
He was a better Actor than gregory peck
I said don't worry troop now here's the scoop
And without a doubt
Yo I was out
