G33k Squad (Geek Squad) - Former Fat Boys/Saltine/Hard Corey/Schooly Bus

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I remove your spyware

我清除你的间谍软件

Then remove your clothes

脱掉你的衣服

It's like old-school pornos the way these hoes react

这些娘们的反应就像老派的情色电影

Fixing a problem up in a snap

迅速解决问题

I simply plug in the jack just like that

Then back on the 'net

然后回到网上

They want to connect

他们想与我产生共鸣

A little nerd magic gets them nice and wet

Walk into the door with my nerdy geek squad

带着我的书呆子极客团队走进家门

Like a secret agent and I'm en route

就像一个秘密特工我在路上

To make your pc sex life reboot

让你的性生活重新开始

It's a paradox I've found it does not compute

我发现这是一个自相矛盾的地方无法计算

But every ho I help just wants me when I'm through

但我帮助过的每个女人都想在我离开的时候得到我

Yes I make house calls

没错我会上门服务

Whose next maybe you when I knock on the door

At least pretend that you want me

至少假装你喜欢我

For my skills not my little ben

因为我的技巧不是我的小本

That you want me for my straight-up pc knowledge

你想要我是因为我对电脑了如指掌

Let me fix your gear before you make my text solid

让我帮你整理行装在你的短信里

You save kids at school your money's all spent

你在学校救孩子你的钱都花光了

Huffing cans of paint is an embarrassment

吞云吐雾真是一种尴尬

But you're good for it

但你没问题

You work off your debt

你努力工作偿还你的债务

Who says you don't get girls just messing with the 'net

谁说你在网上找不到妹子

And playing with computers all day long

整天玩电脑

Spinning hard disks like DJ john

像DJJohn一样转动硬盘

At your house no doubt I'm your Mom's james bond

在你家里毫无疑问我就是你妈妈的詹姆斯·邦德

Sometimes all I do is flip the switch on

有时我所做的一切就是打开开关

I'm on the geek squad geek squad

我是极客帮的一员

We answer the phone

我们接听电话

I'm on the geek squad geek squad

我是极客帮的一员

We come to your home

我们来到你家

I'm on the geek squad geek squad

我是极客帮的一员

When you're all alone

当你独自一人时

I'm on the geek squad geek squad

我是极客帮的一员

Get ready to moan

准备发出呻吟

We gonna fix you up so good

我们会让你好好的

Make you feel so good

让你感觉好开心

Make you say oh good only like a nerd could

让你对我赞不绝口只有书呆子才能做到

They call my home like around the clock

他们日夜不停地给我打电话

My homepage is meatspin

我的主页是meatspin

I busted winsock

我打开了Winsock

No more viagra

再也不吃伟哥

I miss your big cock

我想念你的大公鸡

It keeps all ringing and I'm like ahh stop

一直响个不停我说停下来

But I got a job to do

可我还有工作要做

Hard to know to got it to see it through

难以理解难以看透

I pledge exile from dll hell

我发誓我会从地狱里被放逐

Got my bag draw my bug and I do it very well

拿着我的包包抽着烟我做得很好

How'd you do that is a favorite question

你怎么做到的这是我最喜欢的问题

Well I googled the problem and followed directions

我在网上搜索了这个问题然后按照指示去做

Where'd you learn that is a favorite question

你从哪里学到的这是我最喜欢的问题

Well I googled positions and followed my erection

I followed that clue right toward you hottie

我顺着线索找到了你这个辣妹

Made you scream ay ya like doing karate

让你尖叫你喜欢练习空手道

Fix your computer like I was scotty

帮你修电脑就像我是Scotty

Then I captain kirk ya and rock ya body

然后我让你纵享欢乐

Humpty-hump you logically

毫无逻辑地说

So much that they call me spock g

他们都叫我史巴克

G for garby spock for vulcan

G代表加比斯巴克代表火神

They even call me when sh*t's not broken

他们甚至在我安然无恙的时候给我打电话

Horny housewives are an old cliche

饥渴难耐的家庭主妇已经是陈词滥调

We even get calls from guys these days

这些日子我们甚至接到男人的电话

I try to help but I don't swing that way

我试着伸出援手可我不会摇摆不定

But some asians so it's all okay

但是有些亚洲人所以没关系

I learned long ago that power is knowledge

很久以前我就知道力量就是知识

Working sororities pay for college

打工的姐妹会付我上大学的钱

And kept me busy like daily nightly

让我每天晚上都忙得不可开交

I felt directly what they fix be

我能直接感受到他们的魅力

If you got a problem well I got what it takes

如果你有问题我有办法

Cause when I stroke the keys they call me bill gates

因为当我按下琴键他们都叫我比尔·盖茨

If your computers broke you're a lonely Mom

如果你的电脑坏了你就是个孤独的母亲

When I'm getting head they call me steve jobs

当我发达的时候他们都叫我SteveJobs

They call me bryce case cause I always get in

他们叫我BryceCase因为我总是能混进去

And I'm so damn they call me IBM

我真该死他们都叫我IBM

And when their memory broke down because of a crash

当他们的记忆因为崩溃而支离破碎

And my janes just call me yt trash

我的朋友说我是废物

I'm on the geek squad geek squad

我是极客帮的一员

We answer the phone

我们接听电话

I'm on the geek squad geek squad

我是极客帮的一员

We come to your home

我们来到你家

I'm on the geek squad geek squad

我是极客帮的一员

When you're all alone

当你独自一人时

I'm on the geek squad geek squad

我是极客帮的一员

Get ready to moan

准备发出呻吟

We gonna fix you up so good

我们会让你好好的

Make you feel so good

让你感觉好开心

Make you say oh good only like a nerd could

让你对我赞不绝口只有书呆子才能做到

When the record touch the needle

当唱片触碰唱针

Catch you pulling up in my black and white beetle

发现你开着我的黑白色的甲虫车

Waving at the people

向人们挥手

Hey how you're doing

嘿你过得怎么样

I'm freaking nick burns move out the way

我吓坏了尼克伯恩斯闪开

Let me fix this today

让我今天弥补过错

Whip out my leathermen

拿出我的皮衣

Is that a screw let me get that for you

那是不是螺丝钉让我帮你拿

Yes I know that you do

我知道你会的

Want a nerd in your life here's my card

想要一个书呆子走进你的生活这是我的名片

Give me a call after 8 when I'm off

八点以后我下班的时候给我打电话

I move the gadgets and ish to my trunk

我把小玩意儿搬到后备箱里

You can get cozy and sit right up front

你可以惬意地坐在前排

I will let you play with my stereo

我会让你玩我的音响

And I'll teach you to work it correctly you know

我会教你怎样做你知道的

Like a pro I'm the captain just call up my squad

就像专业人士我是队长召集我的团队

Reread the card call the top number

重新读一遍卡片拨通电话号码

The former fat boys will come by in slumber

Party with yt yes xbox all nighty

彻夜狂欢尽情放纵

I'm on the geek squad geek squad

我是极客帮的一员

We answer the phone

我们接听电话

I'm on the geek squad geek squad

我是极客帮的一员

We come to your home

我们来到你家

I'm on the geek squad geek squad

我是极客帮的一员

When you're all alone

当你独自一人时

I'm on the geek squad geek squad

我是极客帮的一员

Get ready to moan

准备发出呻吟

We gonna fix you up so good

我们会让你好好的

Make you feel so good

让你感觉好开心

Make you say oh good only like a nerd could

让你对我赞不绝口只有书呆子才能做到