N to the I, to the K K I

Saw you first year

And you blew my mind

Small ass waist

And a cute ass face

You were out of my league

I thought I shouldn't chase

But then I won you over

With my mountain charm

You found the chicken

To your chicken parm

Best momma, to our Tsuki

In this game of love

I was a rookie

But you helped me

Learn what love was

So grateful for everything you does

I love you, with all that I've got

Happy 25th baby gorl

I wanna take ya back to Calgary

Next tractor ride is on me

Our horses, trotting side by side

When we're together I feel alive

Ups and downs, don't mean too much

As long as, I got your touch

Partners in crime, yeah that's us

Our time togethers been a rush

To our Calgary queen, cheers to you

Keep shining bright

Do what you do

She loves her animals

Take her to the zoo

Bitch I'm a cow, moo

The Little Gym's champ

Makin' smiles all day

Playin' games

Droppin' lessons

Showin' 'em the way

Boy, on this country

Song got me saying

Neigh

I wanna take ya back to Calgary

Next tractor ride is on me

Our horses, trotting side by side

When we're together I feel alive

Ups and downs, don't mean too much

As long as, I got your touch

Partners in crime, yeah that's us

Our time togethers been a rush

I wanna take ya back to Calgary

Next tractor ride is on me

Our horses, trotting side by side

When we're together I feel alive

Ups and downs, don't mean too much

As long as, I got your touch

Partners in crime, yeah that's us

Our time togethers been a rush

Well howdy partner

You feel that?

Yeah I feel it too

I think it's time for a stampede

Here we go, oh!

Everyone please shake or clap

And sing along with me

How do you do

My little friends

How you do?

How you do my little friends

How you do?

Oh we come to gym for fun

And we'll get you on the run

How you do my little friends

How you

Do my lil freak how you do

How you do my lil freak how you do

Oh you come to me for fun

And ill get you on the run

How you do my lil freak how you do

Listen here Nikki

I got something to say

I meant to be nice

But now I might stray

Your retainers be yellow

As my dehydrated piss

You thought this was lovey dove?

Nah this a sneak diss

Blast you away

With my all mighty flow

Put you in the ground

Like Hidan in Naruto

Slay ya like Buffy

And the vampires

TTSN duck

Or get caught in the crossfire

It's been a while

And it's Rambo on the track

Tsuki and I

Are ready to attack

Hat tipped low

That's a fact

Singing this song

To bring country back

Hopped on for Tash

To spit a verse

Sarin came to help

But he made it worse

Straight from Calgary

She's a Wiccan

We should have known

She'd place a curse

Yo, it's our Quarter-Jap

Straight from the prairie scene

Country vibes mixed

With a cultured routine

She's got Tunuk Tunuk bumpin'

Call her a FE!N

Out in the West

Living a crackhead's dreams

Yeah, we hang with Sarin

But it's her we're here for

Hope Canada deports

Him back to Lahore

With a joint in her hand

She'll be asking for more

With tequila in her hand

She'll be on the floor

Hey y'all, it's the get high crew

Rollin' up with vibes

And a whole lotta chew

She got the degree

I was tryna pursue

Frontal lobe complete

We 25 too

Cute as her plushies

Soft and sweet

But her hunky lookin'

Friend looks kinda beat

Period, ew, Lil Period

It's a good thing Nikki's

\"Tsu\"-perior

Yeah

Pale as ash, sister of Dracula

Got a Dobby so ain't touch spatula

Don't ride lift

She's got that flatulence

Forehead curve parabola

Christen Tsuki under one Allah

Gets high, a frequent traveller

She zookeeper she got cat and gorilla

I summon the Behemoth

Tobius, Cecilia

Asmodeus, Satanas, and Lucifer

With these names I invoke their wrath

Plague on yo house

And plague on yo ass

Hey nikki too sicky our prairies queen

Tryna change ttsn into a country team

Tryna move us out to calgary

Save me a line dance

For your quarter century

Met you in niagara

And didn't know then

That you'd be a part

Of the main squad den

At the little gym reaching

Bubbas to tumble

Got him a dime sarin

Better not fumble

Rolling blunts and shotting Don Julio

She turns up like western foco

Cat mom, crystals, little bit witchy

If you piss her off you

Know she'll be bitchy