[00:00.000] 作词 : J0KER
[00:00.752] 作曲 : J0KER
[00:01.504]Alright, this song is for my haters and people who doubt me
[00:12.778]Ayy, why you screaming like a monkey?
[00:15.785]Oh ayy, why you yelling like a puppy?
[00:18.791]Oh Ayy why you shouting like you’re crazy?
[00:22.049]Oh ayy why you crying like a baby?
[00:25.303]Why so serious? Why are you so furious?
[00:26.806]you are dancing like the monkey king, the weirdest
[00:28.560]This game is a puzzle it’s mysterious
[00:30.066]Don’t be curious cuz you’re on the name list
[00:31.816]Don’t pretend you are a scientist
[00:33.319]Shut your mumble mouth go to see a dentist
[00:35.072]He told me you talk like ****
[00:36.325]That’s prolly why you can’t tell which word is
[00:38.329]**** and Fack let’s list some facts
[00:39.831]You got a dragon and tiger for your tats
[00:41.584]Try to go to the gym but you’re still a fat a**
[00:43.088]Tryna be a gansta but you look like brats
[00:44.841]See? You always talk ****
[00:46.846]Promise ****, do ****, even eat ****!
[00:47.847]Oh man, stop! stop eating it!
[00:49.351]You think it’s fun eating ****?
[00:51.105]Can’t help you man, can’t help you anymore
[00:53.861]You lick other’s toes? Oh that’s so poor
[00:58.897]Now you’re being serious
[01:00.407]You look hilarious
[01:00.901]I know, people change
[01:01.905]But that don’t mean you’re victorious
[01:03.906]You’re mumbling kitata pikaka
[01:05.158]Sound like chipmunks laughing hahaha
[01:06.911]And nobody think your jokes are funny
[01:08.665]Cuz I’m the joker the killer the teller the dealer
[01:10.167]To amuse’em to kill’em to tell’em to sell‘em
[01:11.921]Gotta write’em create’em type’em pay’em
[01:13.673]And cops are scared cuz my jokes are now causing mayhem
[01:16.679]You’re jumping like a monkey, ayy ayy
[01:19.935]You’re yelling like a puppy, brrrrua brrrrua
[01:23.191]You’re shouting like you’re crazy, drrrru drrrru
[01:26.450]You’re crying like a baby, whoo, whoo
[01:29.456]Yo cut it out, shush, you are talking too loud
[01:30.961]I could kill you, torture you and take a bow
[01:34.154]You ask me what I’m about
[01:34.660]I would let you take my free ride and go straight to hell
[01:36.158]Sooner or later there’s gonna be a tryout
[01:37.661]Just between you and me it’s gonna be chaos
[01:39.164]You can’t even open your mouth coward
[01:40.667]Just stop stammering close you disgusting mouth
[01:42.172]Cut the crap, please don’t call it rap
[01:43.676]I’m gonna pull out my ak and do one tap
[01:45.681]You’re gonna end up when taking a nap
[01:46.940]And someone’s gonna make you neck snapped!
[01:48.691]Don’t try to be me there’s still a huge gap
[01:50.443]Like running in one direction without a map
[01:51.946]Oh my god, why are you running like a fag?
[01:53.452]It’s gon take you 10 minutes to run one single lap
[01:54.954]You got a body won’t fit and a brain won’t start
[01:56.708]Your balls are shining like two little stars
[01:58.210]Harry Potter got a mark of his scar
[01:59.713]You got **** on your pants when you start to fart
[02:01.465]You look like the before picture
[02:02.969]Oh and the birth control poster
[02:04.722]Your birth certificate is an apology letter
[02:06.225]From durex sent to your mother and father
[02:07.732]Sincerely I don’t wanna comment
[02:09.484]On your face, your appearance
[02:10.987]But the haunted house do
[02:12.490]Offer you a job at instance
[02:14.250]I thought about you the whole day
[02:15.997]When I was in the zoo
[02:17.499]I would like to ask you how old are you
[02:19.004]But I remember you can’t count to two
[02:20.509]You’re jumping like a monkey, ayy ayy
[02:23.764]You’re yelling like a puppy, brrrrua brrrrua
[02:27.019]You’re shouting like you’re crazy, drrrru drrrru
[02:30.526]You’re crying like a baby, whoo, whoo
[02:33.532]God made Earth, God made the universe, God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you, well, we all made mistakes
[02:46.055]Haha just kidding!
[02:47.559]Why so serious?