Marshmallow tits and licorice clits
Jerkin’ off a peppermint stick
Cover my face in egg nog splooge
Now excuse me while I puke on your boobs!
Too much Christmas candy!
Too much Christmas candy!
Too much Christmas candy!
Too much Christmas candy!
Ding dong golly yay!
Look!
I'm doing your wife on Christmas Day
Now I'm doing mad dudes and slappin' mad boobs
Bustin' nuts in your grandma's shoes
Now I got a tummy ache!
I hope I die before I wake!
Too much Christmas candy!
Too much Christmas candy!
Too much Christmas candy!
Too much Christmas candy!
Ding dong golly yay!
Look!
I'm doing your wife on Christmas Day
Now I'm doing mad dudes and slappin' mad boobs
Bustin' nuts in your grandma's shoes
Now I got a tummy ache!
I hope I die before I wake!
Too much Christmas candy!
Too much Christmas candy!
Too much Christmas candy!
Too much Christmas candy!
Ding dong golly yay!
Look!
I'm doing your wife on Christmas Day
Too much Christmas candy!
Too much Christmas candy!
Too much Christmas candy!
Too much Christmas candy!
Ding dong golly yay!
Look!
I'm doing your wife on Christmas Day
Ding dong golly yay!
Look!
I'm doing your wife on Christmas Day
Ding dong golly yay!
Look!
I'm doing your wife on Christmas Day
Ding dong golly yay!
Look!
I'm doing your wife on Christmas Day