Christmas dinner ain't our scene

Find us eating Chinese cuisine

While they gobble their big bird

We slurp soup without a word

Egg rolls and chow mein

MSG on the brain

Starving by the time we're home

Leftovers cure the syndrome

They're stuffing turkeys by the pound

We're eating wontons in the round

Christmas can be so grand

But Chinese is the promised land

Egg rolls and chow mein

MSG on the brain

Starving by the time we're home

Leftovers cure the syndrome

Hanukkah blessings we bestow

As our tummies beg for more

Fortune cookies we unfold

Wonder what will be foretold

Egg rolls and chow mein

MSG on the brain – Not TRUE!

Starving by the time we're home

Leftovers cure the syndrome