Verse 1:

Relatively speaking like Einstein

Relatively drinking too much wine

Spin that Fortune Wheel

Dying for that thrill

Relatively speaking like Einstein

Relatively speaking like Einstein

Chorus:

— Albert?

— Einstein!

— Albert!

— Einstein !

— Albert !

— EINSTEIN !

— A L B E R T !

Bridge:

Relatively speaking

We are dead

Relatively speaking

Not just yet

Verse 2:

Relatively speaking we are dead

Relatively speaking not just yet

Dying for that thrill

Rhyming overkill

Relatively speaking like Einstein

Relatively speaking like Einstein

Verse 3:

Relatively speaking like Einstein

Relatively drinking too much wine

Spin that Fortune Wheel

Dying for that thrill

Relatively speaking like Einstein

Relatively speaking like Einstein

Chorus:

— Albert?

— Einstein!

— Albert!

— Einstein !

— Albert !

— EINSTEIN !

— A L B E R T !