[Verse

Snowflakes fall and trees too bright

Plastic stars on a plastic night

Santa's stuck in traffic tight

Guess the North Pole lost his flight

[Verse 2

Jingle bells and credit cards

Spending big and living large

Perfect gifts inside a farce

Stuffing stockings with our scars

[Chorus

Crazy mistletoe tango wild

Grinning elf with eyes beguiled

Wrapping drama filed and styled

Underneath your festive smile

[Verse 3

Tiny reindeer spray-paint red

Eggnog swimming in my head

Cookies bake a butter spread

Toasts to words left un-unsaid

[Bridge

Gingerbread houses crumble soon

Tunes retune to our own tunes

Lights twinkling like manic moons

All this cheer's a perfect ruse

[Chorus

Crazy mistletoe tango wild

Grinning elf with eyes beguiled

Wrapping drama filed and styled

Underneath your festive smile