[00:00.000] 作词 : Mark Bass/Jeff Bass/Eminem/Curtis Mayfield
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Mark Bass/Jeff Bass/Eminem/Curtis Mayfield
[00:04.989]Who came through with two Glocks to terrorize your borough? (Huh?)
[00:07.837]Told you how to slap dips and murd3r your girl? (I did)
[00:10.344]Gave you all the finger and told you to sit and twirl
[00:12.957]Sold a billion tapes, and still screamed "Fvxk the world"
[00:15.517](I'm Slim Shady) So come and kill me while my name's hot
[00:18.286]And shoot me 25 times in the same spot (Ow)
[00:21.342]I think I got a generation brainwashed
[00:23.510]To pop p1lls and smoke pot 'til they brains rot
[00:26.593]Stop they blood flow 'til they veins clot
[00:28.709]I need a pain shot and a shot of plain Scotch
[00:31.660]Purple haze and acid raindrops
[00:34.090]Spike the punch at the party and drink pop
[00:36.780]Shaved my armpits and wore a tank top
[00:39.184]Bad Boy, I told you that I can't stop
[00:41.639]You gotta make 'em fear you 'fore you make 'em feel you
[00:43.938]So everybody buy my sx1t or I'ma come and kill you
[00:45.505]I got mushrooms, I got ac1d, I got tabs and aspirin tablets
[00:50.678]I'm your brother when you need some good w33d to set you free
[00:55.876]You know me, I'm your friend when you need a Mini Thin
[01:00.996](I'm Slim Shady, Shady, Shady, Shady) I'm Shady
[01:06.978]I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful (Uh-huh)
[01:10.008]I like birds, bees, I like people
[01:12.333]I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful
[01:14.893]Like when my teacher sucked my w3e-w3e in preschool
[01:17.610]The ill type, I stab myself with a steel spike
[01:20.039]While I blow my brain out just to see what it feels like
[01:22.913]'Cause this is how I am in real life (Mhm)
[01:24.767]I don't want to just die a normal death
[01:26.648]I wanna be killed twice (Uh-huh)
[01:28.189]I just wanna scare somebody with a gun threat
[01:30.331]When they high off of drxgs they haven't even done yet
[01:33.153]So bring the money by tonight
[01:34.694]'Cause your wife said this the biggest kn1fe
[01:36.784]She ever saw in her life (Help me, help me)
[01:38.325]I try to keep it positive and play it cool
[01:40.441]Shoot up the playground and tell the kids to stay in school (Stay in school)
[01:43.523]Cause I'm the one they can relate to and look up to better
[01:46.109]Tonight I think I'll write my biggest fan a fvxk-you letter
[01:47.572]I got mushrooms, I got ac1d, I got tabs and aspirin tablets
[01:52.640]I'm your brother when you need some good w33d to set you free
[01:57.760]You know me, I'm your friend when you need a Mini Thin
[02:02.906](I'm Slim Shady, Shady, Shady, Shady) I'm Shady
[02:08.104]Yo, I'll listen to your demo tape and act like I don't like it (Ahh, that sx1t is wack)
[02:11.709]Six months later, you'll hear your lyrics on my sx1t (That's my sx1t)
[02:14.452]People don't buy sx1t no more, they just dub it
[02:16.829]That's why I'm still broke and had the number-one club hit (Yup, uh-huh)
[02:19.729]But they love it when you make your business public
[02:22.106]So fvxk it, I've got herpes while we on the subject (Uh-huh)
[02:24.797]And if I told you I had A1DS, y'all would play it
[02:26.939]'Cause you stupid mothafvxkas think I'm playin' when I say it
[02:29.682]Well, I do take p1lls, don't do speed
[02:32.059]Don't do craxk, don't do c0ke, I do smoke w33d (Uh-huh)
[02:35.089]Don't do smack, I do do shrooms, do drink beer (Yup)
[02:38.119]I just wanna make a few things clear
[02:39.713]My baby mama's not dead, she's still alive and b1xchin'
[02:42.612]And I don't have herpes, my d1xk's just itchin'
[02:45.329]It's not syphilis, and as for being A1DS-infested
[02:47.837]I don't know yet, I'm too scared to get tested
[02:49.482]I got mushrooms, I got ac1d, I got tabs and aspirin tablets
[02:54.655]I'm your brother when you need some good w33d to set you free
[02:59.696]You know me, I'm your friend when you need a Mini Thin
[03:04.790](I'm Slim Shady, Shady, Shady, Shady) I'm Shady
[03:14.664]I told you I was Shady (Yup)
[03:18.844]Y'all didn't wanna believe me (Mm-mm, mm-mm)
[03:24.617]I'm Shady
[03:30.260]And that's my name