[Verse 1

Always gonna win in the end

I knocked your hot dog on the ground

And made you swallow the found end

Every time I go ballistic

You shoot me down as unrealistic

A barstool accident waiting to happen

To my friends

I say \"Why does my head hurt?\"

Why does my head?

[Verse 2

I gotta laugh when I hear you whinge

And get all upset and serious

And fake school boy football stardom stitch-ups

Gonna get a bloody nose and a blackened eye

Turning you into last year's purple panda

You only hang around to break my nuts

To my friends

I say \"Why does my head hurt?\"

Why does my head?

[Chorus

Why does my head hurt?

Why does my head?

Why does my head hurt?

Why is it that every time

Why

Oh

Why

Oh

Tell me why

Oh

Oh

[Verse 3

I know you like to hear me laugh

Preferable to I having a heart attack

Maintain all course and keep you wishing

For a moment when you see me fall as low as you

Swapped for a purple panda Schwarzenegger

I guess I'm not that keen on busting nuts

So to my friends

I will never ask

\"Why does my head hurt?

Why does my head?\"

[Verse 4

Every time we talk right back

Gobbing in your face as you launch your attack

I'm gonna put the man

The fairy tale on his back

To my friends

I say \"Why does my head hurt?\"

Why does my head hurt?

Every time it goes

I take it back

Every time I wander back

And it's all

\"Another dozy prat\"

To my friends

I say \"Why?\"

[Bridge

Every time it happens

Every time it happens

Every time it happens