Screening Evaluation (Skit)-LRC歌词

Screening Evaluation (Skit)-LRC歌词

Joyner Lucas
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[00:06.06]So listen, buddy.
[00:08.56]I'm gonna give you a little test, okay?
[00:12.71]Okay
[00:13.00]Is that okay, buddy?
[00:15.91]This test is call a Rorschach test
[00:19.30]And it's a test that we give to smart kids like you
[00:22.96]So we can see how smart you really are
[00:26.64]And Joyner, you're only 8 years old, correct?
[00:31.67]Yes
[00:32.68]Wow, you're such a big boy
[00:36.27]Okay, so I'm going to hold up some pictures
[00:40.71]And you're gonna tell me what you see in these pictures, okay?
[00:47.02]Okay
[00:47.68]Okay, let's start with this one
[00:50.23]What do you see in this picture, buddy?
[00:54.84]A butterfly
[00:56.72]Yes, that is absolutely correct
[00:59.50]What a smart boy you are
[01:02.12]That is a butterfly
[01:03.98]Wow, okay, how about this picture?
[01:10.36]That's a television
[01:12.20]And that's another correct answer, good job, buddy
[01:17.84]You might be a genius
[01:20.41]How about this one?
[01:23.03]That's a basketball
[01:26.14]Joyner, you are so amazing!
[01:30.26]Another great answer!
[01:32.31]That is a basketball
[01:35.16]I don't even know if I could've got that one right
[01:40.28]Such a smart, smart boy
[01:43.60]Okay, how about this one?
[01:48.55]That's a condom
[01:50.79]We're gonna try this again
[01:54.28]You better not **** up this time
[01:56.77]That's a-, that's a condom
[01:59.14]Joyner, I just called you a smart boy
[02:02.54]Please don't make me regret that statement
[02:06.36]You know what, let's just try another picture
[02:12.07]Look closely and tell me what you see in this picture
[02:16.98]Uh, that's look like a loaded gun?
[02:19.61]We're gonna try this again and you better not **** up this time
[02:25.23]I said it's a loaded gun
[02:27.65]What are you, a ****ing retard?
[02:30.54]Are you stupid?
[02:32.75]Mentally challenged?
[02:34.53]What the **** is the matter with you?
[02:38.31]I'm sorry
[02:39.03]I'm trying to help you
[02:41.08]Look at the ****ing picture
[02:43.70]I am, I'm trying. I'm looking
[02:46.15]Look at the ****ing picture!