It's a Saturday night

And I'm tired of being alone

Jump into the shower

And put on my best cologne

Step out into the darkness

Climb behind the wheel

Going to open up my heart

And hope that they're not out to steal

Yeah want to have some good conversation

As I sit here on that bar stool

'Cause you know ladies, I ain't no dancing

I ain't no dancing fool

I hear it all the time

Women say they don't understand

They never seem to have any luck

Trying to find the right man

I say it ain't no secret

And let me repeat

It's what's in the heart ladies

Not what's in the feet

Yeah want to have some good conversation

As I sit here on that bar stool

'Cause you know ladies, I ain't no dancing

I ain't no dancing fool

Yeah want to have some good conversation

As I sit here on that bar stool

'Cause you know ladies, I ain't no dancing

I ain't no dancing fool

I ain't no dancing fool

dancing fool