[00:00.00]The Dumber They Come The Better I Like 'Em -Stephen DeRosa
[00:07.198]I may look simple but I want you to know
[00:09.755]I've been to college I'm full of knowledge
[00:13.15]I'm right at home with brainy men and them my wisdom I show
[00:16.565]But when there's clever girls around I get up and go
[00:19.861]Those educated babies are a bore
[00:23.408]I'm gonna say what I said many times before
[00:27.269]Oh the dumber they come the better I like 'em
[00:30.482]'Cause the dumb ones know how to make love
[00:34.45]A wisenheimer has you meet her folks when you call
[00:37.231]The brainless baby always keeps you down in the hall
[00:40.354]Oh the dumbbells I've met have won beauty prizes
[00:43.721]They look like angels sent from above
[00:46.869]The clever girl will want to know if you mean to wed
[00:50.50]The dumb ones never think of looking that far ahead
[00:53.228]That's why the dumber they come the better I like 'em
[00:56.428]'Cause the dumb ones know how to make love
[01:01.288]Oh the dumber they come the better I like 'em
[01:04.460]'Cause the dumb ones know how to make love
[01:07.612]The smart girl's speaking Greek and other languages too
[01:10.453]But the dumb girl's only language is who's poochy poochy is you
[01:13.868]Oh the dumbbells I've met have won beauty prizes
[01:17.17]They look like angels sent from above
[01:20.37]You start by squeezing clever girls you're soon on the shelf
[01:23.285]But when you're with dumb Doris you can just be yourself
[01:26.108]That's why the dumber they come the better I like 'em
[01:29.437]'Cause the dumb ones know how to make love