《The Grand Old Duke of York》 Oh the grand old Duke of York He had ten thousand men He marched them up to the top of The hill and he marched Them down again And when they were up they were up And when they were down they were down And when they were only half way up They were neither up nor down Oh the grand old Duke of York He had ten thousand men He marched them up to the top of The hill and he marched Them down again And when they were up they were up And when they were down they were down And when they were only half way up They were neither up nor down