[Verse 1 Always gonna win in the end I knocked your hot dog on the ground And made you swallow the found end Every time I go ballistic You shoot me down as unrealistic A barstool accident waiting to happen To my friends I say \"Why does my head hurt?\" Why does my head? [Verse 2 I gotta laugh when I hear you whinge And get all upset and serious And fake school boy football stardom stitch-ups Gonna get a bloody nose and a blackened eye Turning you into last year's purple panda You only hang around to break my nuts To my friends I say \"Why does my head hurt?\" Why does my head? [Chorus Why does my head hurt? Why does my head? Why does my head hurt? Why is it that every time Why Oh Why Oh Tell me why Oh Oh [Verse 3 I know you like to hear me laugh Preferable to I having a heart attack Maintain all course and keep you wishing For a moment when you see me fall as low as you Swapped for a purple panda Schwarzenegger I guess I'm not that keen on busting nuts So to my friends I will never ask \"Why does my head hurt? Why does my head?\" [Verse 4 Every time we talk right back Gobbing in your face as you launch your attack I'm gonna put the man The fairy tale on his back To my friends I say \"Why does my head hurt?\" Why does my head hurt? Every time it goes I take it back Every time I wander back And it's all \"Another dozy prat\" To my friends I say \"Why?\" [Bridge Every time it happens Every time it happens Every time it happens