[00:00.000] 作词 : Dylan Brady/Laura Les
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Dylan Brady/Laura Les
[00:22.334] Okay, I went to France to get some new pants (Ooh!)
[00:25.351] I went to Greece to get something to eat (Ooh!)
[00:28.057] I'm hard to please, I punched the referee (Ooh!)
[00:30.974] I bruised my knees, I'm pissing in the breeze
[00:33.534] Okay, I saw the beach, I bought a tee
[00:36.542] It's hot as deez, it's 100 degrees (Ooh!)
[00:39.335] Apply the lotion, I'm swimming to ocean
[00:41.846] But there was a commotion, I'm sinking, I'm floating—
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[00:44.663] And the TV's tuned to cable, and I'm sleeping when I'm able
[00:50.141] But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
[00:55.633] And the TV's tuned to cable, and I'm sleeping when I'm able
[01:01.351] But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
[01:07.029] Unh
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[01:08.647] Doritos and Fritos
[01:11.399] Doritos and Fritos
[01:14.153] Doritos and Fritos
[01:16.988] Doritos and Fritos
[01:18.464]
[01:18.686] Cheetos, Doritos, and Fritos, mosquitos
[01:21.240] I'm eating burritos with Danny Devito
[01:24.178] Jeez, Louise, I'm weak in the knees
[01:26.876] I'm joining the circus, I'm going berzerkus
[01:29.583] At seven-eleven, I'm drinking a beverage
[01:32.393] I'm lying to strangers, I'm looking for danger
[01:35.125] I'm chewing Bazooka, I'm swimming to Cuba
[01:37.907] Don't look at Medusa, she'll turn you to stone!
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[01:40.508] Okay I went to France to get some new pants (Ooh!)
[01:43.530] I went to Greece to get something to eat (Ooh!)
[01:46.123] He said "Shit, all we got's Doritos and Fritos"
[01:48.775] I said, "Then give me all of those ****ing Doritos and Fritos"
[01:51.615] Okay, I saw a bee, it flew into a screen (Ooh!)
[01:54.667] I need some sleep, so turn down that TV (Ooh!)
[01:57.368] He said, "Shit, all we got's Doritos and Fritos"
[01:59.838] I said, "Then give me all of those ****ing Doritos and Fritos"
[02:02.428]
[02:02.610] And the TV's tuned to cable, and I'm sleeping when I'm able
[02:08.225] But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
[02:13.897] And the TV's tuned to cable, and I'm sleeping when I'm able
[02:19.422] But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
[02:25.205] Unh
[02:25.721]
[02:26.717] Doritos and Fritos
[02:29.503] Doritos and Fritos
[02:32.297] Doritos and Fritos
[02:35.095] Doritos and Fritos
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[02:46.333] She'll turn you to stone!
[02:48.305]
[03:00.305] Doritos and Fritos
[03:03.021] Doritos and Fritos
[03:05.765] Doritos and Fritos
[03:08.600] Doritos and Fritos
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[03:13.633] (Stop)