It's a Saturday night And I'm tired of being alone Jump into the shower And put on my best cologne Step out into the darkness Climb behind the wheel Going to open up my heart And hope that they're not out to steal Yeah want to have some good conversation As I sit here on that bar stool 'Cause you know ladies, I ain't no dancing I ain't no dancing fool I hear it all the time Women say they don't understand They never seem to have any luck Trying to find the right man I say it ain't no secret And let me repeat It's what's in the heart ladies Not what's in the feet Yeah want to have some good conversation As I sit here on that bar stool 'Cause you know ladies, I ain't no dancing I ain't no dancing fool Yeah want to have some good conversation As I sit here on that bar stool 'Cause you know ladies, I ain't no dancing I ain't no dancing fool I ain't no dancing fool dancing fool