[00:00.000] 作词 : Ian Gillan/Ian Paice/Roger Glover/Simon McBride/Don Airey/Bob Ezrin
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Ian Gillan/Ian Paice/Roger Glover/Simon McBride/Don Airey/Bob Ezrin
[00:14.598]When it came to me one day in Jerksville
[00:18.486]Man, I was right on the edge
[00:22.088]That jacket's too small for a man of your size
[00:25.643]And those socks are too big for your head
[00:29.590]My eyes glaze at whatever you say
[00:33.120]But I'm listening, do tell me more
[00:36.736]It goes under the bridge, right over my head
[00:40.593]And out through my portable door
[00:53.334]I was trapped in a dire situation
[00:57.182]Between reason and someone-in-law
[01:00.853]The winner takes all and runs off with the ball
[01:04.582]Nothing could pleasure me more
[01:08.380]Times were, I'd have spoken my piece
[01:12.072]For a minute or two held the floor
[01:15.496]But I can't get a word in so here I am hurtling
[01:19.274]Right out through my portable door
[02:38.774]The jabbering's hurting my brain cell so bad
[02:42.343]For once in my life I am bored
[02:46.090]The public house beckons, I follow the call
[02:49.716]And slip in through my portable door
[02:59.225]The unlikely event came upon me
[03:02.714]I wasn't prepared for the shock
[03:06.402]Once round my neck and twice round the deck
[03:10.144]And the rest disappeared up the block
[03:13.817]So here we are and everything's changed
[03:17.553]Faster than ever before
[03:21.223]You gotta be jokin', man what are you smoking
[03:24.871]Blow it out through my portable door