Timmy is an average kid That no one understands Mom and Dad and Vicky Always giving him commands (bed, twerp!) Doom and gloom up in his room Is broken instantly By his magic little fish who grant his every wish 'Cause in reality, they are his chorus Oddparents, fairly oddparents Wands and wings Floaty, crowny things Oddparents, fairly oddparents Really mod, pea pod Buff bod, hot rod bridge Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake! outro Oddparents, fairly oddparents It flips your lid when you are a kid With fairly oddparents! (Yeah right)