[Verse Found a lone sock in my drawer Where did its partner go so far In the dryer wars they disappear Leaving me to question year by year [Verse 2 Is there a portal for their escape Or do they hide beneath my cape Left alone in this linen heap Forever lost in the laundry deep [Chorus Oh where did you go My striped blue friend Through washer’s woe Will this saga end [Verse 3 Maybe aliens took them away For sock parties night and day Their laughter echoes in outer space While we keep searching for a trace [Verse 4 Conspiracy theories start to brew Did the gnomes in my sock drawer grew They sneak away with ninja stealth Causing chaos for my mental health [Bridge So I search the world and beyond For that match that’s gone too long A sock reunion for old time's sake A happy ending is what’s at stake