Who Wants to Get Married the Most in the World 世界上最想结婚的是谁 Mirror mirror tell me true 魔镜魔镜告诉我 Who wants to get married the most in the world 世界上到底谁最想结婚 It's men with a burning view 是男人他们满心期待 Marriage their adult -like cue 对他们来说结婚就是成人礼 Why do they have this strong desire 为什么他们想结婚 No kids without a wedding fire 因为不结婚就没有孩子 Why kids are their heart's deep desire 没有孩子就不能继承家产 No wealth passed on no old -age hire 老了也没人照顾 Men can't bear a child it's plain 所有的男人都不能生孩子这是明摆着的 So they coax women down the aisle again and again 所以他们就一次又一次哄骗女人结婚 Patriarchy a tool so vain 父权制就是用来压迫女性的坏东西 Pressuring women a cruel chain 把女人困在痛苦的婚姻里 In days of old men could provide 在以前男人还能提供 A home meals a place to abide 住的地方和一日三餐 Now some can't even stay alive 现在有些男人连自己都养不活 Relying on wives to survive 还得靠老婆养 What does marriage bring to a dame 婚姻给女人带来了什么呢 Kids with another's family name 生的孩子还得跟男人姓 This is the truth not a simple game 这就是事实不是闹着玩的 Hidden behind a thick thick frame 一直被藏着掖着 Men fear women finding this plight 男人最怕女人看穿这些 They brew anxiety day and night 所以他们整天制造 Age fertility and single fright 年龄焦虑生育焦虑还有不婚焦虑 But it's them in a nervous flight 其实心里最慌的就是他们自己 This is the truth of our world's might 这就是这个世界的真相 Not all men are fit for the wedding light 不是每个男人都有资格结婚 Unqualified genes fade from sight 没资格的男人基因就传不下去 Nature's rule so cold so right 世界就是这么现实 Natural selection survival's fight 物竞天择适者生存 The truth of marriage I'll expose tonight 婚姻背后的真相今天就把它揭露出来