Well I never met a dollar gave me love at first sight Every dime I ever made was gone by morning light Lifted from my wallet by a woman burning holes in my pants Now and then I have been known to take candy from strangers Never did have the keenest sense of imminent danger But always was the first to make good on a second chance Whoa-oh but please don't get the wrong impression I'm just tryna kill a little time Oh won't you let me tell you my confession I'm only guilty Oh I'm only guilty I'm only guilty of victimless crimes, yeah Well I found myself in ol' New Orleans That's where I met the Devil wearing tight blue jeans She took me to the crossroads knelt me down and taught me to sing Next thing I knew I traded away my immortal soul For the chance to play a little rock 'n' roll But you can call that a bargain 'cause I'd'a given everything Whoa-oh but don't call me a trouble maker I'm not out to hurt no one I don't wanna be nobody's bubble breaker but I'm only guilty Oh I'm only guilty I'm only guilty of tryna have some fun, yeah Alright come on lets have some fun {Instrumental Break} Alright A little wisdom now I tell ya life's more a game than a science or art I'd so much rather be lucky than hardworking or smart But somehow the dice just always seem to roll my way Now there may or may not be a God above But either way down here a good rule for life is love And the rest, well that's your own crap-shootin game to play Whoa-oh but please don't kill the messenger You'd say the same if you could see what I saw I'm just a fellow passenger and I'm only guilty Oh I'm only guilty I'm only guilty of tryna keep the law, yeah