There's no stopping the cretins from hopping You got to keep it beating For all the hopping cretins Cretin Cretin I'm going to go for a whirl with my cretin girl My feet won't stop Doing the Cretin Hop Cretin Cretin One-two-three-four Cretins want to hop some more Four-five-six-seven All good cretins go to heaven There's no stopping the cretins from hopping You got to keep it beating For all the hopping cretins Cretin Cretin I'm going to go for a whirl with my cretin girl My feet won't stop Doing the Cretin Hop Cretin Cretin One-two-three-four Cretins want to hop some more Four-five-six-seven All good cretins go to heaven