[Verse Someone rang the doorbell in the middle of the song Well no it didn't ring because it's already broken So they just knocked really loud instead [Chorus And everybody's hopin' that it's the pizza man Comin' with a friend. but wait It's the meter guy that makes it go back up to ten [Verse Well somethings goin' wrong when you ask How my weekend was and I say fine And you say how many times And I said about five [Bridge Why did I say that? Lord who was it that asked me now? I'm buried in lies And I don't know how [Chorus Well happy birthday to You is what I'm tryin to say Happy Birthday OK [Verse So I shouldn't spill all my deepest secrets over now Because if who asked me once is anyone who sees all this right now I'm dead