I gotta tell you About somethin' we all do It's natural, it's normal It's smooth and informal You probably don't talk about it But I broke free I'm gonna shout it You know just what it is But you dunno what it's named So say hello to this Your life won't be the same Everybody ferps Oh yeah, we ferp! We do it right Ferp all day! Ferp all night Everybody ferps Show it off. Slide those feet Ferpin' makes life feel complete Don't be awkward It ain't no bad word We all understand the need to ferp Someone who don't is just absurd We all do it many ways In the dark or sunny days On the bus, in the square In the park, at the zoo Mr. Giraffe won't stop and stare Animals do it too Everybody ferps Oh yeah, we ferp! We do it right Ferp all day! Ferp all night Everybody ferps Show it off. Slide those feet Ferpin' makes life feel complete Mommy and daddy don't like it They tell me to stop it I don't know why they think it's strange I saw 'em do it the other day Come on friends 'n' make a circle Let's all ferp until we're purple Ferp it up! Ferp it down Ferp again! Don't you stop Ferp it through! Ferp around Humans ferp until they drop Everybody ferps Oh yeah, we ferp! We do it right Ferp all day! Ferp all night Everybody ferps Show it off. Slide those feet Ferpin' makes life feel complete