When I rode in a trolley across your face
With a Swedish man

I bet that wasn't in your plans for the day
My what a strange day for poor little Nietzsche

Why so forlorn
You know we love you Nietzsche

And all of your friends have come to see you Nietzsche
So let us see you Nietzsche
Everyone's waiting Nietzsche

Don't be so sneaky

When he smeared a candy bar across your face
With a gloveless hand

I thought you'd never stop lashing the Swede
My what a strange day for poor little Nietzsche

Why so forlorn
You know we love you Nietzsche

And all of your friends have come to see you Nietzsche
So let us see you Nietzsche
Everyone's waiting Nietzsche

What more could be done on a day like today
Then to lock up your heart and quickly swallow the key
Now I'm going to tell you something we can do

If you cut off my head I'll cut yours off for you
I'll cut it off for you
I'll cut it off for you
I'll cut it off for you

Why so forlorn
You know we love you Nietzsche

And all of your friends have come to see you Nietzsche
So let us see you Nietzsche
Everyone's waiting Nietzsche

Poor little Nietzsche
Don't be so sneaky
What more could be done on a day like today
Then to lock up your heart and quickly swallow the key

I like the image of us tossing our heads at a Swedish man

I bet he'd never telephone us again
Not even to say

My what a strange day for poor little Nietzsche

Why so forlorn
You know we love you Nietzsche

And all of your friends have come to see you Nietzsche
So let us see you Nietzsche
Everyone's waiting Nietzsche

Don't be so sneaky