Professionally trendy in the glow of Clapham sun
There's life after work and it can be such fun
You see all the models in magazines and on the walls
You wanna be just like them
Cause they're so cool
They're just narcissists
Well wouldn't it be nice to be Dorian Gray?
Just for a day
They're just narcissists

Oh, what's so great to be Dorian Gray
Every day?

We're living in a looking glass
As the beauty of life goes by

You're going to be so old
You're going to grow so old

Well they're just narcissists

Well wouldn't it be nice to be Dorian Gray
Just for a day?
Such narcissists

What's so great to be Dorian Gray

Every day?

They're just narcissists

Wouldn't it be great to be Dorian Gray?

Just for a day
Just for a day
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