***BUY THIS ALBUM FROM WWW.LAZERTHEBAND.COM*** After lengthy hiatus during which Hammel haved crotch-replacement surgery and Briso becomed master reptile trainer, Lazër iz back on U.S. soilz with their latest full-length masterwerk, 'Twatobahn'. The sophomore LP featurez double-danger beatz and even more sexier sexxx rhymez, and haz already been heralded az Goodest Music of All-Timez by numerous important scholar.*To making this new muzikz extra-danger, I producered all beatz while doing activity such az BASE-jumpingz, waterboarding meinself and breakdance with white tigerz, sayed Lazër producer and frontman Hammel, also knowed az Sneaky Sneak.In performing his vocalz, co-frontman Briso (a.k.a. Smoothy Smooth) employed same try-and-true techniquez he have uze since earliest Lazër recordingz: I iz kind of a 'method rapper' so-to-speaking, Briso explainz. For achieve best outcome, I alwayz make a sure I haz very nice boner before microphoning mein lyricz. This very eazy if you alwayz keeping a slutz, horse tranquilizer, and Star Crunchez around.Also returning for this second go 'round iz ninja\u002Fguitarist Ice von Shredula, TV-headed bassist CRT-2000, and newcomerz FutureSnake and The Shape-Shifter. Cameoz by Lazër Crow, Ol' Farte, MC Hammer, Duke Nukem and Mike Snyder flesh out the star-studded guest list.With salez already surpassing the 3-million mark, Twatobahn standz to redefine not just the hip-hopz, but recorded muzikz in general. Recently-discovered evidence predictz every song will be #1 hit, a feat matched only by Lazër'z own 'Greatest Shitz' compilation, set for 2018 release.**I planz to install a bad-a** waterfall inside mein mansion, Briso stated via satellite communiqué from Lazër'z new space helicopter. But instead of waterz falling, it will be Lamborghiniz.Meanwhile, Hammel'z 'Twatobahn' royaltiez will fund hiz ongoing Metal Legz experiment, a top-secret government project now entering itz fourth year. I iz confidential that Lazër'z science-man team now be within only $3-4 billion of completing mein invention, Sneaky sayed.*Source: Hammel**Source: Gray'z Almanac (2000-2050)To preview Twatobahn, vizit www.LazerTheBand.com or attend a Lazër concert.