In the late 60's, during an out of control acid trip, the ears of Robert Plant and Jimmy Page were magically transported through time to 2013, to a performance of the Wicked Wench song Take Me. The uncontrollable orgasms they experienced inspired them to create the song Whole Lot Of Love! Years later, whilst sipping non alcoholic cocktails in rehab with Jack Black, they retold the incredible story of one of Led Zeppelin's greatest hits. This in turn inspired Tenacious D's song Tribute, where Jack Black directly quotes Robert Plant in rehab: This is not the greatest song in the world, this is just a tribute!Time travelers who have returned from the future report that in the next century it will be unlawful to watch porn without the song Take Me playing in the background! Here in the present, with the release of the album Evil, you can be the first to experience the most erotic song ever created without first having to take acid. WARNING: The simultaneous use of Viagra whilst listening to the song Take Me may result in testicle explosion! Now for the rest of the album! We put Take Me near the end of the album so you wouldn't blow your load too soon. Just due to the incredible erotic stimulant of the Take Me song we decided only to put two other sexy songs on the album. WARNING: If you wish to listen to these songs and still have energy left over for Take Me, bags of ice on your testicles will be necessary! The other songs on the album are such incredible ball tearing songs displaying love, hope, fear, anger & despair that you will be properly worked up and ready for some good sex rock to unwind at the end of the album.Seriously people, this album kicks balls from start to finish. Listen to it, rock out to it, make love to it! THE END!